position open - Gravity Research Subject

Good Day, true believers!  It's time for another dirty job.  I travel the world wide web, searching for the nastiest jobs, just to make you, no us, the common man and woman, feel a little better about our job.  Haman's High Lights brings you "Just Another Reason to Love Your Job".  Gravity Research Subject:  It may look like fun to do somersaults in zero gravity, but astronauts also must endure a puffy face, atrophied muscles and bone degeneration.  Gravity research volunteers approximate the effects of weightlessness by lying still for weeks on end.  Wow!  I think I'll keep my feet planted on Mother Earth.  Have a good day, everybody!

~Lynn~