Good day everybody! Christmas time is here, and as usual, I have been searching the World Wide Web looking for the worst of the nasty jobs out there, just to make you, no us, the common man and woman, feel a little better about our jobs.
Haman’s High Lights brings you “Just Another Reason to Love Your Job”.
HO! HO! HO! Yep, that's how the saying goes. While kids are Santa’s biggest blessing, they can also be a challenge! For a whole 10 hours, kids might be screaming, jumping, pulling your beard, sneezing and coughing, and even peeing on your lap. You will get HO! HOED! OUT! This job could give you a down right headache!
This once a year job requires a lot of patience and a healthy Immune system. The pay can vary, but is usually very little and the hours can be very long. The truth is, Santas are never really off the clock. You may be seen by a child while you are out and about, so forget about lighting up a cigarette, taking a drink, or cursing in public; you must also be fast on your feet in case you have to explain to a suspicious child why Santa is eating at McDonalds.
So when you go to the mall this month and walk past Santa, give him two thumbs up, and say to yourself “Man, I love my job”.
Have a nice day everybody! ~Lynn~
Haman’s High Lights brings you “Just Another Reason to Love Your Job”.
HO! HO! HO! Yep, that's how the saying goes. While kids are Santa’s biggest blessing, they can also be a challenge! For a whole 10 hours, kids might be screaming, jumping, pulling your beard, sneezing and coughing, and even peeing on your lap. You will get HO! HOED! OUT! This job could give you a down right headache!
This once a year job requires a lot of patience and a healthy Immune system. The pay can vary, but is usually very little and the hours can be very long. The truth is, Santas are never really off the clock. You may be seen by a child while you are out and about, so forget about lighting up a cigarette, taking a drink, or cursing in public; you must also be fast on your feet in case you have to explain to a suspicious child why Santa is eating at McDonalds.
So when you go to the mall this month and walk past Santa, give him two thumbs up, and say to yourself “Man, I love my job”.
Have a nice day everybody! ~Lynn~
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