So you think you have the worst job in the world? Think again!! You think you have a heavy workload? Try working 16 hour days, 7 days a week, in a poorly ventilated factory. You're not allowed any bathroom breaks, and if you make even one mistake, you get fired. It won't really affect your standard of living, though, because your pay check consists of the cost of about half a loaf of burnt bread. Holy cow! Give me that mop already!! Have a great day! ~Lynn~
Good day, Everybody! Lynn Haman here. I surf the world wide web to find the worst jobs ever just to make you, no us, the common man and woman, like our job a little bit more. Haman's Highlights brings you "Just Another Reason to Love Your Job".
So you think you have the worst job in the world? Think again!! You think you have a heavy workload? Try working 16 hour days, 7 days a week, in a poorly ventilated factory. You're not allowed any bathroom breaks, and if you make even one mistake, you get fired. It won't really affect your standard of living, though, because your pay check consists of the cost of about half a loaf of burnt bread. Holy cow! Give me that mop already!! Have a great day! ~Lynn~
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Good day! My name is Lynn Haman. I make it my job to search the world wide web to find the worst jobs ever, just to make you, no us, respect our jobs just a little bit more. Haman's Highlights brings you "Just Another Reason to Love Your Job".
Microsoft Security Grunt: Popular Science says this job is like wearing a big sign that reads "Hack Me". The people manning the Microsoft Security Response Center (MSRC) all receive approximately 100,000 emails annually, and each one could be a message that something has gone horribly wrong. An executive editor of Popular Science magazine, Michael Moyer, stated that this job is just so hard and thankless. "It's one of those classic jobs, which isn't gross or dangerous in any way, but the overwhelmingness of the task at hand makes it so daunting that only the most intrepid would venture there." "Working at the response center is one of the toughest jobs to have", said Mark Griesi, a program manager with MSRC. "But with the tough challenges come great reward. The article does call out the dedication that the people in all of these jobs have and I have never worked with a more dedicated group then [sic] the MSRC". Holy moly! now that sounds like a lot of pressure! I think I will go mop the floor now. Thank you! ~Lynn~ *with contributions by Tanja, CEO* |
AuthorHello... my name is Lynn, and I work at the UND Wellness Center. I work here for four hours and then I work out. When I work out, I am always in a hurry and trying to get done fast. I stop and ask myself, "why"? I mean, this is where I want to be, with all the state of the art workout equipment, free internet, great people to meet and word with, excellent transportation, with busses picking you up & dropping you off right in front of the door. To me, this place is like a second home. Archives
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